Archive for the ‘Reality Stars’ Category

Ville Valo opens up a virtual treasure chest of Weak Twins

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

I recently got an email from of our readers, named Alice, who said “Hey! I think you should feature Ville Valo frontman of HIM and Jack White from White Stripes. They look the same!” She was extra helpful because she also sent along a picture of Valo looking like White.

While I personally don’t think he looks all that much like Jack White, what I did discover is that Ville Valo can look like just about anyone.

When he’s rocking some eyeliner, he looks more than a little bit like Jordan Catalano himself, Jared Leto. Determining who is the Weak Twin is a bit difficult in this scenario, so I’ll leave it up to you.

When he’s going for a slightly less emo look, he looks like universal Weak Twin Michael Pitt (who also looks like Leonardo DiCaprio and Kurt Cobain.) I think Michael Pitt’s a great actor, but because he’s already a weak twin for TWO other people, I have no choice but to label him the weak twin here as well.

But that’s not all! Ville Valo also looks like Jackass star Bam Margera, as illustrated in these photos of the two of them together. Clearly Margera is the Weak Twin in this case in that he looks like Valo’s douchier, dough boy brother.

If that wasn’t enough, Ville Valo also looks like Metallica’s Lars Ulrich in some pictures.

See, I told you this guy can look like almost anyone!

Kat Von D or Amy Winehouse?

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Since Winehouse can spin off many weak twins, here’s another one I’ve noticed while glancing at some non-crackhead photos of her. In a certain light–and by that I mean with ample amounts of retouching–she bears a slight resemblance to tattoo artist extraordinaire (and reality star) Kat Von D.

Winehouse may be a total mess, but she has real talent and she kicked Grammy ass with her album. Von D is a talented tattoo artist, but her fame through banging Nikki Sixx and her reality show take her down a few pegs. I’ll leave it to you to determine who is the weak twin in this scenario.

Dina Lohan is Gary Busey’s weak twin

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Actually, come to think of it, I don’t know who is the weak twin in this arrangement!

John Mayer is Antonio Sabato Jr.’s weak twin

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

John Mayer looks like Antonio Sabato Jr.

I actually sat down a watched an episode of Celebrity Circus last night and noticed that contestant and former male supermodel Antonio Sabato Jr. looks a lot like a certain guitar weilding pop dude. Yes, with his new haircut and model-ish poses, John Mayer is really starting to resemble Sabato.

Antonio Sabato Jr. is a male model, and now a reality starJohn Mayer is Antonio Sabato Jr.’s weak twin

CityRag shows us lots of Weak Twins

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

The CityRag blog has had a couple posts about celebrity look-alikes, or Weak Twins as we call them here. Here are a few.

Here’s Nicolas Cage looking an awful lot like Gene Simmons:

Nicolas Cage is Gene Simmons’ weak twin

And how about this one of Benicio Del Toro looking like a homeless version of Brat Pitt, but still totally sexy:

Benicio Del Toro is Brad Pitt’s weak twin

And lastly, here’s some shots of Ellen DeGeneres and Owen Wilson looking like clones:

Ellen DeGeneres and Owen Wilson are weak twins
Ellen DeGeneres and Owen Wilson are weak twins of each other