Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker and his friend, porn star Cameron Michaels, hit Robertson Blvd. looking a lot like another pop culture couple we know. I always thought Chris Crocker looked a bit like Heidi Montag, but this only confirms it. Now if only his boy toy would grow a creepy flesh-colored beard.
Anyone who watched this season of America’s Next Top Model couldnt help but notice the similarities between winner Whitney Thompson and the late Anna Nicole Smith. Aside from being full figured blondes, both have similar bone structure and eye shape. Whitney is the weak twin in this case because, say what you will about Anna Nicole, but she was considered one of the most beautiful women in the world at one time.
I know a lot of you might say, “Tila is the weak twin?!” but LaToya was a media whore long before Tila was even born, so that makes her the strong twin. Plus, she’s a Jackson, so that’s like +50 points right there. Anyway, Tila seems to be looking a little LaToya-esque these days.
According to a new rule I just made up, if a woman looks man-ish, she can be a man’s weak twin. While watching America’s Next Top Model tonight, I noticed that contestant Marvita looks a lot like comedian Dave Chappelle.
South Park co-creator Trey Parker could have a weak twin in Matt from Beauty and the Geek. In fact, Matt is probably what Trey would look like wearing a “geek” Halloween costume, complete with thick glasses and flat, greasy hair. I can’t wait ’til CW airs the make over episode of BATG and we can see if he looks even more like Trey after they get rid of those glasses and trim his hair.
